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| Notice: GeekPress is back up and running, thanks to Paul! It's still a not-so-serious tech news blog, but the format is significantly looser. Diana, having given up programming for philosophy, has her own philosophical blog NoodleFood. More of her work can be found at DianaHsieh.com. |
| MS will admit to Lewinsky affair if charges dropped |
| 7:35:52 pm mst / 20 January 2001 found by paul / filed in humor / source SatireWire 112 hits / 2 comments / 0 e-mails |
| From the article: "Only hours after President Clinton struck a deal to avoid prosecution by admitting he lied in court about Monica Lewinsky, Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer announced the entire company will admit to an affair with Lewinsky if the government will drop the case against it, too." |
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| Comments |
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| thats crap by MysteriousStranger 12:14:45 am mst / 21 January 2001 / # 1 |
| how the hell would ms know anything more about the lewinsky affair? |
| You do realize it's a satire piece, don't you? by MysteriousStranger 12:33:56 am mst / 21 January 2001 / # 2 / reply to # 1 |
| Man, I hope you didn't think it was a serious article! |