"qqqqab,HomDaq jIqab!": That translates to "B-B-B-B-Bad to the bone!" at Klingon Karoke night at the Bodacious Classics nightclub in Portland, Oregon. (Via Linkfilter.)

Airport security screening procedures can become quite embarrassing. My favorite quote: ''Every time I fly and am forced to remove my shoes, I'm grateful Richard Reid is not known as the Underwear Bomber...'' (Via Redwood Dragon.)